I get soooooooooooo much junk mail that once in a while there's bound to be
something decent. Here's some of the funny stuff that has come my way.
I have not seen anyone explain this as well as the all
mighty wise Cliff Clavin on the sitcom Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers,
Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. And here's
how it went:
"Well ya see Norm, it's like this... A herd of
buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is
hunted, it
is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed
and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the
weakest members."
"In much the same way, the human brain can only
operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we
all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest
brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates
the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
|
Computer
Trouble |
|
I
was having trouble with my computer. So I called Ed the Computer guy to come
over. Ed clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call.
As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, "An ID ten T
error? What's that... in case I need to fix it again?"
Ed grinned.... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?"
"No," I replied.
"Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it
out."
So I wrote out ........ I D 1 0 T
I used to like
Ed!
|
