Christmas was great.  I spent Christmas Eve day at my mom's pad out in Hiram.  My mom & step-dad got me a shit load of tools for wiring homes, one of my CompuSense services, so that was sweet.

Christmas day I went to my grandma's per tradition and it was really great.  My grandma and aunt always find the greatest gifts.  I got some sweet cloths, blank CDs, Diablo II (awesome computer game), and some other kewl stuff.

This week has been pretty lazy.  I'm kinda out of the business swing right now 'cause it's a short week and my office has been in pieces.

Some of my New Years resolutions:

• Get my fat-ass back in shape
• Make $50,000 through CompuSense

Ha!  I just got a good e-mail from Julie, check it;

A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers.  He gave all of the children the same kind of lifesaver one at a time and asked them to identify them by color and flavor.

The children began to say:

"Red....................Cherry"
"Yellow................Lemon"
"Green..................Lime"
"Orange................Orange"

Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers.

After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.

"Well," said the professor, "I'll give you a clue.  It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."

One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled

"Everybody spit them out- they're assholes!!!"

Julie always managed to come up with the funny shit.  :)

I'll end on a funny note today.  Possibly more jive later - it's still early.  :)

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